Geek I/O #104: Rants & Reviews:Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - “Magic Diabaeetus”

This week: The crew rant and review the 2013 squeal to the 2012 reboot of the classic fairy tale we all know and love. That's right, we take on Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters! Will we get burned?

This week on The Geek I/O Show, it's four score for our fourth review in the Rant & Review reboot. This time, we're watching Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Discussion of this horribly produced film quickly devolved into slappery.

We discussed sheriff porn-stache, better versions of Whiplash, milk on wooden shelves, rom-com fight choreography, wizard slap fights, holy chain guns, horse nudity, and filled with shit that doesn't make sense. Plus! You squished his head for me; I love you!

Join us on the Geek I/O Rant & Review, won't you? Because if you eat the candy, you get diabetes.

Episode: http://www.podtrac.com/pts/redirect.mp3/geekionetwork.squarespace.com/storage/The%20Geek%20IO%20Show%20-%20Episode%20104.mp3